It is ridiculous outside: piling snow, icy puddles, wet drips, cold souls; it is one hell of a frozen city.

Thank goodness for everything warm and delightful. Thank goodness for the indoors. Thank goodness for the familiars. Thank goodness for our "winter socks" that are guaranteed filled with everything nice, bright, and comforting:

- Stay warm: bed buddy, comfort socks, massaging hot water bottles, extra blankets, while listening to Amanda Scheer-Demme and George Augusto's new life style compilation series entitled "His & Hers"
- Resume writing your diary. It's been a while, as you know... And maybe, start calling your mum again.
And how about retesting your "IQ" score?
It could be nice finding out new facts about yourself.
- Why not munching those miraculously yummy delights prepared to warm your cold belly? Don't let frigid Ws (weather, wallet, and where-which-way) stop you from getting those little cultural munchies. Mmm... think five-for-a-dollar dumplings (Dumpling House, 118a Eldridge Street), two-buck Japanese rice balls, (Oms/B, 156 East 45th Street), homemade Spanish Harlem tamales and hot choco (Evalia, corner of 3rd Ave and 116th St.)...
- Employ someone: a personal assistant to do your errands (including picking up those munchies from different locations), a driver complete with the Lincoln to take you everywhere you like to go to (always make sure to have them send you the nice cars), nannies to guard your sanity (oh yeah!!), a maid to clean up the mess, a super-gail downloadable virtual "German Partner" to keep you company. Ohh.. Ja Ja Ja!! ....oohh..
- Go online and do something good for the community: goodwill, children with cancer, global warming, adopt-a-seal.

COOL PRODUCT OF THE WEEKEND

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