On 3 neon Post-its on the refrigerator door:

Green:
hey baby, i killed. AGAIN. this time is for real, i'm seriously considering taking that class “how not to kill

Green:
your houseplant" or i'll start investing my time doing the whole nine yards of those mini landscape in jars, or even smtg like

Pink:
start calling a houseplant specialist. SORRY!!!! ps. don't forget to feed floppy...


Help sources:
- “How Not to Kill Your Houseplant", Brooklyn Botanic Garden, call 718-623-7220 for course schedule and further details
- Soil Moist moisture-release granules 718-836-2402
- Will Creed, houseplant specialist, www.horticulturalhelp.com, 917-887-8601
- Terrariums
- Forest Mural, Graham & Brown or Target

Photo: Davies + Starr

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